he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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