I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
