Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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