Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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