i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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