i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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