You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He kissed a someone with a penis
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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