so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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