Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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