She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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