new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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