In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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