Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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