...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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