Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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