can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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