Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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