Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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