It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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