Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just tell him i said nine months
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
