he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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