You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
wow bdsm is so cute
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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