i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
