If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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