She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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