I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize