How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
