can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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