You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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