His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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