Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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