Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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