I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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