Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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