We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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