I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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