wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
That's when you crack a 10am beer
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
