AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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