3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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