Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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