I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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