Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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