Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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