just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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