yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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