Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pappa wants mamma naked
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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