I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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