Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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