As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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