I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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