dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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