Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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