remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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