Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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