the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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