i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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