On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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