just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize