there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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