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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

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  honey you're def caucasian

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Are you still giving blowjobs?

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  Who is this?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.

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• (530): View more from California

  She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs

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• (631): View more from New York

  10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.

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• (650): View more from California

  Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

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