Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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